Thursday, February 25, 2021

I Will Not Go Quietly

Delayed Thoughts

Delayed Thoughts
by Dram Mercy

  • Sometimes I think I am not supposed to think.
  • Will I think differently when I get older?
  • I am a slave to debt.
  • I think about sex with women all day long sometimes.
  • TommyBoy has convinced me to stop watching television, sporting events, everything.
  • Remember the woman I met in the laundry room at my apartment complex? Remember I asked if she had seen my dog? Well, she came to my door to see if I had found him (I don't have a dog.). I told her no and she was very sympathetic. We went out for beer and pizza from there. We drank like three pitchers and went back to my place for sex time.
  • I don't believe anything anymore. I do believe everything is lies and deception.
  • If you are a big talker, I am a fast walker. In my country of origin, that is what they say.
  • I do not want to hurt anyone's feelings, but in my experience, religious people are lame. Christians are incredible hypocrites! This is only my humble opinion.
  • Bradyphrenia is the slowness of thought common to many disorders of the brain. Disorders characterized by bradyphrenia include Parkinson's disease and forms of schizophrenia consequently causing a delayed response and fatigue. Patients with bradyphrenia may describe or may manifest slowed thought processes, evidenced by increased latency of response and also involve severe memory impairment and poor motor control. The word 'bradyphrenia' originates from the ancient Greek meaning 'slow mind.'
All Dressed Up -- Forgot Where To Go

Tuesday, February 23, 2021

Limitations


No Limits.
"You yourself impose limitations on your true nature of infinite being and then weep that you are but a finite creature. Then you take up this or that spiritual practice to transcend the non-existent limitations. But if your spiritual practice itself assumes the existence of the limitations, how can it help you to transcend them? Hence I say know that you are really the infinite pure being, the Self. You are always that Self and nothing but that Self." -- Ramana Maharsi

Friday, February 19, 2021

Incredible Movie Quiz Challenges Your Intelligence

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You've been waiting for it all month. Now, here it is! Put on your thinking caps and name that movie. For bonus points, identify the two actors and name their beautiful co-star.

Crazy Groupthink


I
t really is insane how all sins have been made into virtues, and the only true evil in this world has become racism. Lust and promiscuity dominate every facet of life, gluttony to the point of morbid obesity is beautiful, criticizing avarice is anti-semitic, ordering grubhub and watching Netflix is being a decent normal citizen, wrath is encouraged if it's toward those guilty of wrongthink, fake social media profiles are designed to be envied, and pride is the greatest virtue of all if you're not white. Most "good Christians" follow the doctrine of anti-racism more closely than the ten commandments.
Emily Youcis

Tuesday, February 16, 2021

Blizzard of '21

According to the thermometer hanging on the wall outside my front door, it was -11 degrees this morning. Sort of like being in the Arctic, eh? Well, it's the coldest I can I ever recall. I wish I had installed the wood stove like I'd planned, but I didn't. If the electric goes out, I'm doomed. The pipes are already frozen, no water, but fortunately I always store some -- getting close to running out, down to half a gallon. I have begun melting snow. Not to worry, later today I'll take some containers to my neighbor's and fill 'em up with water. The temps will begin rising today but I hear there's another storm on the way.

The roads are bad. Overblown with snow and of course, ice is everywhere. I think my truck will sit until things are thawed.

Why does this great, powerful, energy-giant country of ours have rolling blackouts? What is wrong with this picture? Did you know the conservationists in the Chinese government now have a say-so in the workings of the American electrical grid? Did ya? Did ya know that?

Sure seems like everything the government does these days is against the will and the liberty of the American people. Tyranny has arrived. Did you notice? Did you applaud when the bad guys cheated and stole the prize? If you don't believe in heaven, then you can't go to hell, right?

Are you woke? Are you prepared to lay down your life so Joe Biden can squeeze another little girl? Or so transgenders will receive the respect they crave? And leave those lesbians alone! Love is good and pure in all its forms, right? How can that possibly be wrong? You know, everybody can't be equal until the ugly white man has been fully and permanently censured. And those pesky religious rules about sex... they have to go.

Gay is good. Absolutely twisted and corrupt to the soul is even better. We can use people like you.

Yep. It's a brave new world, Sheilla. Sex, drugs, lockdowns, and social justice. It may be the end of the world, but what a way to go!